And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

my boyfriend just asked “how far do you want to go tomorrow” holy shit

hipsterthugz:

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery.

hipsterthugz:

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery.

davidlynch2001:

Tommy wiseau for the 2016 presidential election

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

this is the hottest thing anyone’s ever said to me

this is the hottest thing anyone’s ever said to me

That’s hard, man. That’s a fucking hard situation.

We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my fault he got shot. He’s a fuckin’ bloody mess - he’s screaming. I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. I’m tryin’ to comfort him, telling him not to worry, everything’s gonna be okay, I’m gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin’ in my arms. What the fuck was I supposed to do? Tell him: “Sorry, I can’t give out that fuckin’ information! It’s against the rules! I don’t trust you enough!”? Or maybe I should’ve, but I couldn’t! Fuck you and fuck Joe!

lottereinigerforever:

Harvey Keitel in “Mean Streets”

lottereinigerforever:

Harvey Keitel in “Mean Streets”

darklordmalfoy:

I’m the kind of friend who sends you photos of your celebrity crush to watch you have a meltdown

truestoriesaboutme:

Odo is such an important Star Trek character because more than any other character I’ve seen, he illustrates what it’s like to grow up different from everyone else and how that difference shapes you. This scene fucking guts me when I watch it. I order to fit in, he was forced to participate in the othering of himself. His uniqueness is fine as long as it only comes out in ways that are palatable for society. The rest of the time, he was to look and act like everyone else, regardless of how unnatural it feels for him. And it just leaves him feeling bitter and alone.