theevenprime:

Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).

grimeclown:

catchymemes:

where-is-tom-scott-today:

I am here in Blender 3.6, and actually, I’m on the default cube as well

rat-presenting:

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

demonetta7:

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. FISH🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

lieutenant-columbro:

manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

“this sleep schedule shit is easy” (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

libramooon:

richie tozier core

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

galladegamer:

finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

anervousmirrorball:

i didn’t know i was broken till i wanted to change // i wanna get better

faggothawkeyepierce:

for @badguyswithretainers

metalheadgh0ul:

twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

• saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  
• saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  

• saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

entryn17:

entryn17:

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i’m doing great. i’ve never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom